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Dear Mary Sue author on Tumblr whose stuff I read out of pure trainwreck syndrome/curiosity: Please, please, please do some research on BDSM. Please. Because the one thing you do NOT want to do with a riding crop is use it directly on your partner's genitals. Furthermore, that is most likely NOT going to result in multiple screaming orgasms. There's going to be screaming, all right, but not in ecstasy.